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This is some solid advice.
Thank you, my friend.
"Wahhh straight edge people are such pussies wahhh. I feel threatened by people who don’t do the same things as me, wahhhh. I feel the need to make other people feel bad about themselves because I hate my own life wahhhh. I listen to super edgy music because I’m so fucking hardcore wahhhh. " Shut the fuck up, do you really have nothing better to do than call people "pussies" on the internet…what a sad life you must have.
But then I remember I saw STS-93(Space Shuttle Columbia) launch in person. It carried Eileen Collins as the first female commander of a U.S. spacecraft..and that’s pretty rad.
“money doesn’t buy happiness”
let me test this hypothesis
REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.
- Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
- Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
- Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
- Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and you catch each other off guard.
- Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
- Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?
Opossum can carry rabies..they’re just highly resistant to it. ANY mammal can carry rabies.